films seen
3
average score
3.17*
nationality
status
Alive and kicking

Movies


The Unity of Heroes

2018 / 104m - China
Action
3.5*/5.0*
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Oldskool martial arts films that borrows more than a couple of cues from Hark's Once upon a Time in China. The result is a fun but shameless love letter to early 90s Hong Kong action cinema, the only problem is that director Lin himself doesn't quite meet the standard. Amusing, but not a modern masterpiece.


The Tai Chi Master

Zhang San Feng
2022 / 91m - China
Fantasy, Action
3.0*/5.0*
The Tai Chi Master poster

A typical Chinese streamer fantasy/actioner that somehow made it to the Western market. I've no idea why they've chosen this one, maybe it has to do with the fact that the West has had a few Tai Chi martial arts films before, other than that there's nothing that makes it stand out for a gazillion other films.

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That means that the CG is sketchy as best, that the plot is a little messy, and that the setting is very familiar. It also means the film is short, fast-paced, and quite amusing. It's not the best of the bunch, but as someone who appreciates a simple martial arts film I didn't mind this one at all. Just don't expect blockbuster quality.

Restart the Earth

Chong Qi Di Qiu
2021 / 89m - China
Sci-fi, Action
3.0*/5.0*
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Chinese streamers have been mostly targeting historical fantasy/action work so far, I wish they'd try a bit more sci-fi if only to get the hang of things. A film like Restart the Earth shows enough promise, but it lacks the routine that makes these cheaper Chinese films better than they're supposed to be.

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The setup is fun and because of the shameless CG, there's no convoluted world-building. The CG isn't great though, neither are the performances. But the pacing is high and the runtime short. There's hardly a dull moment and while the ending could've done with less melodrama, I still had a good time with this one.