films seen
9
average score
1.94*
nationality
status
Alive and kicking

Movies


Rabbit-Proof Fence

2002 / 94m - Australia
Drama, Adventure
3.0*/5.0*
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A fine film that documents one of Australia's poorer governmental choices. Usually, I'm not the biggest fan of these types of films, but the soundtrack is a positive standout, and Christopher Doyle's work as a cinematographer is also a boon. It's the presentation that makes Rabbit-Proof Fence worth my time.

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The performances are nice too and the setup is pretty damning. The drama is a little on the nose though, and in lesser hands, this could've turned out to be bland Oscar fodder. Luckily Noyce keeps things more stylish, he also kept the runtime under 100 minutes, which deserves applause. A nice film, much better than expected.


Blind Fury

1989 / 86m - USA
Action
2.5*/5.0*
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Blind Fury is a semi-amusing action flick that mixes in some crime, war, and comedy elements to keep things interesting. It's a silly 80s action flick that pits two unlikely companions together, but Noyce adds a couple of extra winks and nudges that help it stand out from the many others.

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Hauer is good for the part, the rest of the cast plays properly tongue-in-cheek too. The action scenes are decent, the film doesn't take itself too seriously and the runtime is short enough so it never overstays its welcome. If you want an '80s US Zatoichi, this is probably the closest you'll ever get.

Dead Calm

1989 / 96m - Australia
Thriller
2.5*/5.0*
Dead Calm poster

A blast from the past. Dead Calm is one of those films I once caught on TV but never revisited since. I vaguely remembered bits and pieces of it, then again, it's also a rather basic thriller so I can't even be sure if my memories didn't get tainted by similar films. It wasn't too bad though, just not great in any way.

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Zane's performance isn't great and it's probably best to switch off your brain while watching because there are some leaps of faith required to follow along with the plot. But the soundtrack is cool and the pacing is solid. And the end shot is pretty iconic of course. It's not a terrible film, just a little mediocre.


The Giver

2014 / 97m - USA
Drama, Sci-fi
2.0*/5.0*
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Salt

2010 / 100m - USA
Action, Thriller
2.0*/5.0*
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The Quiet American

2002 / 101m - UK
Drama, War
2.0*/5.0*
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The Bone Collector

1999 / 118m - USA
Thriller
1.5*/5.0*
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Clear and Present Danger

1994 / 141m - USA
Action, Thriller
1.0*/5.0*
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Harrison Ford as a 90s Jack Ryan isn't the most appealing sales pitch for a movie, but this was a pretty big box office hit back in the day. I have no idea why though, because it's a really bland and stale B-flick, made with an excessive budget. The worst part is, that excessive budget doesn't even show.

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Ford isn't really suited to play Jack Ryan and these 90s action/thrillers haven't aged very well either. The action lacks adrenaline, the thriller elements aren't all that exciting and the only thing more over the top than the cheesy patriotism is the runtime of the film. They could've at least cut an hour without losing anything substantial.

At least the finale is slightly better than the rest, but you have to wait more than two hours to get there. The secondary cast is pretty poor too and Noyce's direction feels completely uninspired. A very forgettable and poorly executed film, let's hope time will bury this kind of nonsense, so future generations will be spared.

Backroads

1977 / 60m - Australia
Crime
1.0*/5.0*
Backroads poster

Phillip Noyce's first feature film. I'm not a big Noyce fan and this film certainly isn't going to change my mind. It's a very raw, crude and unpolished flick that probably does a good job capturing a specific place, time and scene, but Noyce never managed to get me interested in his characters and their ramblings.

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Gary is a nobody who just wanders about. One day he runs into Jack, a minor criminal who steals a car in order to travels the back roads of Australia. Gary joins him, on the way several other hitchhikers join them on their journey. And so we're watching a road trip that doesn't lead anywhere interesting.

Performances are poor, the dialogues are trivial and the characters are invariable irritating. I don't think Noyce cared much about the cinematography and the soundtrack is a serious drag. People with a love for the 70s might find something interesting here, I was glad the film was just an hour long.