films seen
3
average score
2.67*
nationality
status
Alive and kicking

Movies


Feast II: Sloppy Seconds

2008 / 100m - USA
Action, Horror
3.5*/5.0*
Feast II: Sloppy Seconds poster

Feast

2005 / 95m - USA
Comedy, Horror
3.5*/5.0*
Feast poster

Still fun and gory, but just not quite as slick as it used to be. The first time I watched Feast it caught me by surprise. I wasn't expecting much, and suddenly there was this over-the-top graphic horror flick that whizzed by in no time. Twenty years later the joy is still there, but the cheap finish makes it a bit tougher to appreciate.

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The effects are pretty graphic and the camera work is energetic, but it's not quite enough to forgive the film's lesser points. The character introductions are neat but the presentation is cheap, some of the actors are subpar and whenever blood isn't gushing down the camera, the quality of the film takes a nosedive. I had a good time revisiting this one, but it's not a personal favorite anymore.


Children of the Corn: Runaway

2018 / 82m - USA
Horror
1.0*/5.0*
Children of the Corn: Runaway poster

Cheap, lifeless sequel that fails to add anything to the series. Then again, the only reason Dimension keeps cranking them out is to keep the rights to the franchise, so why put effort in the actual film. I wasn't a big fan of the series to begin with, but this is jus plain awful.