films seen
5
average score
2.50*
nationality
status
Alive and kicking

Movies


Rampage

2018 / 107m - USA
Action, Adventure, Sci-fi
3.0*/5.0*
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Destruction and mayhem, but sadly not from start to finish. The film has a lot of ground to cover and that gets in the way of the fun parts. The first hour is really too slow for a film like this, it's only when Chicago is getting leveled that it becomes a worthy Kaiju flick. Less talk, more action please.

San Andreas

2015 / 114m - USA
Action, Thriller
3.0*/5.0*
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Journey 2: The Mysterious Island

2012 / 94m - USA
Comedy, Adventure
2.5*/5.0*
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island poster

I haven't seen the first one, but I read this sequel was only tangentially connected. And sure enough, this is easy enough to watch as a stand-alone blockbuster. It's a fairly typical Johnson flick, mixing comedy and adventure with questionable CG. The result isn't anything special, but it's still quite entertaining.

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Dwayne Johnson is made for films like this, the film is quite self-aware, with the comedy making good use of that and the short runtime turned out to be a blessing. The CG is quite horrendous though and Peyton's suitable-for-all-ages directing sensibilities aren't that great, but other than that, this was decent entertainment.


Atlas

2024 / 118m - USA
Sci-fi, Action
2.0*/5.0*
Atlas poster

A cheap and pointless sci-fi vehicle that inexplicably (from a creative point of view at least) puts Jennifer Lopez in the lead. It's a tired old AI-goes-bad tale sporting bland aesthetics and sub-blockbuster CGI and makes things worse by saddling up the audience with a whiney old woman.

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Lopez' character is annoying (because she hates AI and ends up teaming up with an AI machine), the story doesn't have much interesting to say (except for the semi-hopeful ending maybe) and the sci-fi aesthetic isn't very interesting. A lot more could've been done with this film.

Incarnate

2016 / 91m - USA
Horror, Thriller
2.0*/5.0*
Incarnate poster