Thou Gild'st the Even

Sen Aydinlatirsin Geceyi
2013 / 107m - Turkey
Romance, Fantasy
2.5*/5.0*
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This is a unique film with many interesting elements, but it doesn't quite come together the way it should. There's a slightly forced arthouse aesthetic that simply isn't polished enough. I did like the fantasy elements and the romance, which is very different from the Turkish cinema I've seen so far, but it's not enough to completely save this one.

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Cemal lives a quiet life in a small town, but not all is as it seems. Cemal has unique powers and can see through walls. He isn't the only one in the village who has supernatural powers though. Cemal has his eye on Yasemin, who can move objects, while Defne is able to stop time for a short while.

The black-and-white cinematography wasn't entirely convincing, and neither were the performances. There are some delightfully absurd scenes though and the film did keep me on my toes as it was pretty unpredictable from start to finish. I just with Ünlü had leaned in a bit more into the absurd part, rather than try to blend it with an arthouse vibe.

Kingdom III: The Flame of Destiny

Kingdom: Unmei no Hono
2023 / 129m - Japan
Action, War
2.0*/5.0*
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Sato's third entry in the series, and by now I feel like he's wasting his time with this one. And it may not even be the final one either, judging the mid-credit scene. Japan doesn't seem all that fit to make these kinds of war spectacles, certainly not when they slap on a slightly more serious tone.

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Out of nowhere, the country of Zhao attacks Qin. They have a formidable army and are adamant about taking over the country, but the Qin people won't give over their land without a fight. It's time for Shin to enter the battlefield and prove his worth, but the road ahead will be hazardous.

The cinematography is a bit dull, the action scenes are too brawl-heavy, the characters are uninspired and two hours is a lot for a film that is pretty much stuck into some barren scenery. Each installment seems to be getting progressively worse, let's hope they stop here, or they find a director who can liven things up a bit.

Cheaper by the Dozen

2003 / 98m - USA
Comedy
1.0*/5.0*
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Steve Martin's popularity is one of the big mysteries of cinema, but he's not the worst thing in Cheaper by the Dozen. As someone with zero kids, the idea of having to entertain 12 of them is simply insurmountable, and experiencing that through film isn't exactly a very fun time either.

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Tom and Kate have 12 kids, which they are raising in a small, idyllic town. Then Tom gets the opportunity of a lifetime, and the family moves back to the suburbs, much to the dismay of the army of kids. Kate's career is also seeing a major breakthrough, which further complicates the household.

So yeah, this is an extremely noisy film. Much of the comedy is just chaos, which in itself isn't very funny. The characters are annoying, the drama is terrible and the only thing I could think about was that I'm happy my life isn't anything like what is shown in the film. This is one of Levy's absolute worst films.

15: The Movie

2003 / 90m - Singapore
Drama, Crime
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I had largely forgotten about Royston Tan's first feature film, but I don't think I'll let that happen again. This was a very pleasant rewatch, where Tan pulls out all the stops to show a frank and varied portrait of five young, poor kids in Singapore. They get up to no good and rebel but they also find comfort and comradery in each other's company. The cinematography is flashy and outrageous, the score is fun and the performances are bold and on point. It's not the most subtle film and it may be a tad too disjointed for some, but while divisive, for me these qualities worked in favor of the film.

Between the White Key and the Black Key

Hakken to Kokken no Aida ni
2023 / 94m - Japan
Crime, Music
3.5*/5.0*
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Not all that Japan touches turns into gold. I'm not the biggest fan of their music-centered cinema, not even Masanori Tominaga's latest could change my mind. It's still a lot better than I expected it to be, Tominaga is after all a very talented and peculiar director, but it still hits familiar limitations.

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A young pianist is asked by a lowly gangster to play the theme from The Godfather. He happily obliges, unaware that he is setting some big crime drama in motion. It's the favorite tune of a renowned Yakuza boss and only Minami, his favorite pianist, is allowed to play the song. And so the lives of the two pianists are about to intertwine.

The music in the film isn't very impressive, even though it is supposed to be, which is par for the course. The crime story on the other hand is pretty fun, especially when it becomes more convoluted and even takes on surreal qualities. The final third of the film saved this one from mediocrity, and it did so with plenty of flair.

Ben X

2007 / 93m - Belgium
Drama, Thriller
3.5*/5.0*
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Another old favorite that didn't hold its own after watching it again. Ben X is still a very interesting and worthy film, but the second half felt a bit forced and the contrast with the first part was too big for my liking. A simpler script might've done the film some good, putting a bigger focus on the characters and the presentation.

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Ben is a young boy with Asperger's Syndrome. He has found ways to deal with everyday life, but he is bullied at school and only really feels peaceful and confident when playing video games, together with Scarlite. When the bullying gets worse, Ben becomes fed up with his life and starts planning the unthinkable.

The film deals with some rather heavy subjects but does so in a very modern and accessible way. The in-game footage has aged considerably, but the cinematography and score still feel contemporary enough. It's the twists and turns in the second half that slowed the film down, especially as I was already aware of the outcome. Still worth a shot if you've never seen this one before.

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

2024 / 115m - USA
Fantasy, Adventure
2.5*/5.0*
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They've been trying to reboot the Ghostbusters franchise for a while now, with mixed results. The previous attempt (children's edition) finally seemed to nail the formula, so now we're getting a straight sequel to that one. Turns out it didn't actually need a sequel, as the quality is dipping once again.

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An ancient artifact is about to cause a whole lot of trouble for New York. The evil spirit within is about to be released, and the storage area of the Ghostbusters has finally filled up. The spirit hopes to free all the captured ghosts and take over the city. Luckily, the Ghostbusters will get some help from outside.

Ghostbusters works best as a light adventure with the necessary comedy, but it feels a bit too repetitive and the surprise element of the previous film isn't there anymore. There are still some fun moments, and it works well enough for a mindless blockbuster, but great cinema this is not.

Nathalie...

2003 / 100m - France
Drama
3.0*/5.0*
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A somewhat disappointing rewatch. All I remembered about this film was an entrancing performance by Béart, and that memory was justified. The problem is that there isn't much else. The other performances are bland, the presentation is decent but not that remarkable, and the story is quite predictable.

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Catherine suspects that her husband has an affair. To make sure, she hires Nathalie, a professional prostitute, and pays her to seduce her husband. At first, she is appalled to hear that the job went much faster than expected, but she's also more than a little intrigued by the life of Nathalie.

Béart is a vision, but Ardant and Depardieu can't match her performance in the slightest. There's not enough chemistry between the actors and the plot is a little too obvious, which makes the ending fall flat. The presentation is also a little lackluster, but at least some attempts were made. It's not a terrible film, just far removed from the greatness I remembered it to be.

Hands Off the Loot

Touchez Pas au Grisbi
1954 / 96m - France
Thriller, Crime
1.5*/5.0*
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French films are always a bit saucier. That's not a bad thing when talking about noirs, which tend to be quite dry and boring. Hands Off the Loot started quite promising, only after a while, the plot slips back into more stereotypical patterns, and apart from a pretty decent finale, it wasn't much better than its American counterparts.

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Two thieves plan a successful heist. They are careful guys and stash away the loot until all the attention blows over. What they don't know is that one of their friends rats them out to a local gangster. He kidnaps one of the thieves, hoping he'll talk and spill the location of the loot.

The performances are okay and the setting at the start of the film adds some lightness to it, but once the crime elements take center stage it goes downhill pretty fast. There's too much dialogue, too many stern-looking guys trying to act tough, and not enough edge. A French noir in other words.

Mari and Mari

Kanojo Rairai
2021 / 91m - Japan
Romance, Mystery
3.5*/5.0*
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An indie with some arthouse sensibilities. There's a lot to like here, yet somehow, it doesn't quite add up to something truly spectacular. The premise is interesting enough and some specific scenes stand out, it's just that some parts of the film seem to be working against each other.

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Norio and his girlfriend Mari have been together for three years. They're a happy couple and life is good for them, until one day Norio wakes up and finds a completely different woman in his house. She is also called Mari and she wants to live with him. Norio doesn't know what is happening to him.

It's the setup for a nice little mystery, centered around a romantic drama. The film is at its best when it leans into the mystery, but those scenes are few and far between. The romance and drama have a stronger indie feel, and as such are a bit more pedestrian, which creates a bit of a contrast. I really liked this one, I wanted to love it too, but it needed a bit more polish.

The Zone of Interest

2023 / 105m - UK
Drama, War
2.5*/5.0*
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An interesting setup that gets stuck in its own limitations. This isn't the first film to deal with Auschwitz, but Glazer's approach is relatively novel. Not the idea itself, there have been plenty of films where "not showing" was deemed more impactful. The problem is that Glazer fails to push beyond the film's original concept.

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Rudolf Höss, his wife, and family live right next to the Auschwitz camp. They have a lovely house and a pleasant life, but everything gets thrown upside down when Höss is required to work at a different camp. His wife isn't willing to move with him, as she invested so much time and effort into their home.

The contrast is stark and impressive, and the sound design is efficient, but that's where it kind of ends. It's just a long repetition of the same idea, and it does get pretty repetitive later on. I wish Glazer had a few more tricks up his sleeve because somewhere there's a great film hidden in here. It just never materialized.

Tarot

2024 / 92m - USA
Horror
2.5*/5.0*
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Horror with some 90s flashbacks. Tarot is a very simple blockbuster horror film, but it does a pretty decent job of being one. There are no big surprises here, it's not as tense as it should be, but it's a moody, fast-paced horror film that ticks all the necessary boxes. It just doesn't add much beyond that.

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A group of youngsters has rented a mansion for the weekend. On their quest for stacked-away booze, they find a peculiar pack of tarot cards. One of the kids is proficient in using them and she reads the fortune of the others present. Of course, by doing so she releases an age-old curse.

The sets look cool, the editing is decent and the pacing is solid, but they can't hide that this is a very basic horror film just going through the motions of the genre. Bland actors, a lack of proper scares, and a high level of predictability keep this from getting higher marks. Proper filler.

Napoleon

2023 / 158m - USA
Drama, War
1.0*/5.0*
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Ridley Scott's Napoleon biopic is exactly what I feared it would be. You've got a stern, single-expression Joaquin Phoenix running through the highlights of Napoleon's life, and that's all there is to it. Drama is alternated with some battlefield scenes, while all of that is stretched well beyond the 2-hour mark.

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During the French Revolution, Napoleon Bonaparte quickly rises through the ranks. In 1799 he seized control over France and started defying neighboring European countries, hoping to expand his kingdom. Meanwhile, he tries to keep his marriage on the rails, which isn't that easy as his wife is prone to cheat.

I didn't care for Phoenix's performance, the cinematography was quite dull and dreary, the score was generic and the film had major pacing issues. It's an extremely old-fashioned biopic in every sense of the word, but that's par for the course when looking at Scott's oeuvre. Forgettable.

Creation of the Gods I: Kingdom of Storms

Feng Shen Di Yi Bu: Zhao Ge Feng Yun
2023 / 148m - China
Fantasy, Adventure
Creation of the Gods I: Kingdom of Storms poster

There hasn't been a lack of sprawling Chinese fantasy epics these days, but the genre has moved from money-hungry blockbuster productions to small-scale streamer films. Wuershan seems keen to curve that trend, which prompted this first film in what'll hopefully be a series. And he doesn't disappoint. Everything about this production is epic, though people expecting a full-on action spectacle may be a little disappointed (in good tradition, there's also a lot of betrayal and double-crossing). It's not a film that reinvents the genre, but considering the lack of similar films nowadays, it's a very welcome entry.